Over 102967

Owned Demotivational Poster

EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!

TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...

FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.

TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

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BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?

SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.

FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...

TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm

FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans

TAGS: america germany company owned
Rating: 2.05/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 6:37 am
As of May 2010, China really does own 21.9% of the U.S. debt, with Japan at 19.8% -- according to the U.S. Treasury itself...... oops, America.
DotDotDot - February 1, 2009, 5:38 am
But only 17% of them are willing to admit it.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
46% of people know that.
SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:20 am
did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

AWESOME, HUH?! - Wanna see me eat it?

TAGS: fat ugly stupid fail owned
Rating: 3.34/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:15 pm
That was clearly a troll.....It helps when you view more than your own posters Jmac...WWJD? (he'd check the whole site, he was cool that way)
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
So Are we back to starting fights over 6 month old conversations? I get the filling we have a Timmy in our midst
Jmac0585 - December 27, 2010, 1:17 pm
@Stale- Sorry, I forgot, the eighth grade is out of school for the next few weeks. Might want to go back to the shallow end. Or read the rules.
emsilent - May 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
get in mah belly!!!
Chef - May 11, 2010, 1:56 pm
This STILL makes me laugh evertime I see it... I DO want to see him eat it... anyone have that pic?
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
I find the total irony in the sign behind his head "Fitting Room" lol - that dude wouldnt fit into anything other than a whalses mouth... and even that would be stretching it (pardon the pun)
MO - July 24, 2009, 12:13 am
Sean, he plays for the Saskatchewan Iron pigs!!
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 12:01 am
IHOP popper? I'm.... oh, let's call it "enthusiastically" intrigued
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:59 pm
WHAT?! You're takin to my man? Easy or I'll have to use that IHOP Popper on your ass!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
uh oh, Aggy? What's up??
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
(cringing)... did she take that as a joke? I hope she did? Is she clenching her fists?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:57 pm
Shhhh, Nik.... I'm taking to the man.
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Around again? What do you mean? We've been talkin all night.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:55 pm
Right hook? Wait.... she's part irish, ya?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
Ohhhh, Romo ... he's that auto-eroticist who also happens to be a celebrity with some unknown sporting affiliation. That clears THAT up.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
Good to have you around again, MO.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
See? No room for discussion with women.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:51 pm
Dudes, she's been going to the gym and working with a personal trainer. That right hook is gonna be a real knock out. Great....
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
Romos the shit...I'm a chick...& that's all i have to say about that. goodnight.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm fine.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Hi, Nik. Nice to see you here. How's things?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Know me all too well, MO... gotta switch up the tactics!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Romo actually has a chance to be a good QB, now that he sidelined Jessica. She was BAD for him.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Crap hun, he's pulling that hypno-coqui on us! Don't fall for.....chirrp, chirrp, I hate rom...
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is who bothered?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:46 pm
Are you bothered by my making fun of Nik's man?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
WTFMO?? No sir!! I'm not phyco..yet!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
You said it, you know what needs to be splained.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
When in Rome ... do the dude eveyone else is doing?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
Strong case, Sean.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
Explain Romosexual?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
He-a, he-a, he-a is making jokes....ass!!! lol floor...ect..
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
With that kinda logic MO, who needs WTFO to explain to us how Clinton single-handedly caused 911? Oh, and might I add: Kevin Bacon yadda yadda yadda ... Canadian Bacon!!!!!!!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
That's right you do.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Uh-oh! I got 'splainin to dooooo!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Whoa!! What the shit is goin on?!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Your humor Uzi over....
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
But, let's not forget, He-Nik is a Romosexual!!!!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
Dizzying, MO!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Nope! That's a greek copy of an Israeli Uzi, and every one knows that Uzi is the Greek version of Jacuzzi, which in turn is the national heat source during the long cold winters...in Canada. So there you go!! Canadian!!!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:19 pm
How can you tell that, MO? Because the spelling is at least a close approximation?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:15 pm
written in Canadian...
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:14 pm
Sean, the green sign in the background is obviously Canadian. And I'd say there's little to no chance that that big old Canuck is "fitting in that room!!"
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:08 pm
Only in America, Liam. Only in America.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 11:04 pm
How does this fat slob find the energy to make the money he needs to buy a gun and feed his fat ass for a week. He's gotta be pushin' 450.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:45 am
No worries, Jmac... I'm fringe, anyhow.
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 10:04 am
Please forgive my omission of you from the list of worthy motifakers, AG. Honest oversight.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
Rednecks rarely go to a gun store and purchase a firearm before making sure it... fits.
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 3:09 pm
I just noticed the sign above the door. Sean, LD, Bone, nick it and go.

TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...

TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!

BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.

OF COURSE - You could always call 911 FIRST...

J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!

CANCER - Shmancer...

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.

THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."

TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat ass.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm

OWNED - Check and Mate

TAGS: mac pc owned games
Rating: 4.6/5

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Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:07 am
5 hardcore pc's
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:19 pm
pc pwnt mac hahaha
Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm
Consider this is 5 wins. I loled at this HARRD!
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
win, 5/5
Mr. Shiny - March 15, 2010, 2:46 am
Ha ha I like it.

BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.

TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.

TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})

BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.

TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one

DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.

TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.

SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...

TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

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GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.

HOROSCOPES - The best available are no more accurate than this.

TAGS: fail owned dopes
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:04 am
With the holiday stuff in the stores right after halloween, it's amazing we're all not xmas'd out by December 1st.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
I always love the holidays!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:01 am
Merry Christmas, Grey... thanks for the comment on the xmas poster.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:00 am
Merry Christmas, Canada!!! Hope yours was a good one.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
Merry Christmas AGGY!
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:58 pm
Oooops.... sorry, tree... let me help: Retraction (noun) - the withdrawl of a promise, statement, opinion, etc.
CANADA - December 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
HAHA! see its not my fault im an asshole! its when i was born.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:54 pm
Tree... now would be the time for a retraction.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:53 pm
About Leo.... not your ex. I wouldn't know.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 11:52 pm
Agreed, Porc
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
did I detect a person of color reference, treeboner?
Porcelina - December 25, 2009, 11:50 pm
Leo isn't too correct. It has a couple points that are on. It describes my ex to a tee, however.
Treehodger - December 25, 2009, 11:45 pm
I am Taurus (May 9th) and that pretty much sums me up as a hole. Thank God for the crazy blackies that sit around Africa and make this mumbo-jumbo up. God bless wherever.
HerculesIsKnownForHisInhumanStrenghtYetHeDiedFromAids - September 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
this is so accurate ive based me and my friends and its kinda creepy.. O_o

OWNED - Life sucks and then you die.

TAGS: bird poop owned
Rating: 2.17/5

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Kel - August 27, 2008, 11:55 am
Pigeons cant shit when they are in the air.. :)

CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.

FAIL!!!!!! -

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

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Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm

THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!

TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.

GOD DAMMIT - After all the God damn shitty posts, you're goddamn lucky you can log on to this site, God dammit!

TAGS: not another teen movie coach goddammit knee drop owned
Rating: 2.47/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:51 am
Don't get pissed at me fo- oh wait, that one was not for me. Carry on.

MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.

TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm

nice, 5L

HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...

TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.

COSPLAY - There should be a weight limit.

GOD FORBID... - You make that kid walk, lady.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 3.75/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:45 am
Do not dis Buddha in child form!!!!!!
[email protected] - December 24, 2009, 11:22 am
That would be child abuse

EPIC PWNAGE - in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?

SCREWED - You have your food stuck around your neck, you have no hands, you are known for your stupidity, and your comrades will rip you apart once they see you.

UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.

TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.

FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.

DRINKING TO FORGET - "She's gone bud... And ya ain't gonna find another one in a dive like this, or at the bottom of a bottle."

TAGS: cat sad fail owned bartender
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:38 am
...But this here is a hard likker town, so stick out that little pink thing of yours and get to work on the fur, Beeotch!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wow, kittens are so wise. Love it. *sniff*

OWNED !!! -

TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.

JESUS - Just got owned by the forbidden fruit.

BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.

TAGS: vw volksagen beetle women drivers bad fail owned
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:28 pm
heh. "Blow it in her face and she'll follow you forever" or, you know, until you can't run anymore and she gives you a high-heel to the scrotum.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2014, 12:29 am
I actually can't watch Madmen. My wife began to watch it.... I almost made it to half of season 1.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:43 pm
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:42 am
Wonderful. 5

LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.

TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

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jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!

EFFORT - Leave it to the uppity, over-achievers.

SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.

RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.

TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!

AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...


TAGS: owned ignorant jackass kitd
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 7:01 pm

PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."

TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself

COLLAGE? - Doesn't look like she does alot of studying anyway, does it?

TAGS: colledge college collage blond blonde babe heart fake fail owned
Rating: 2.81/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:48 pm
Who care with a personality that perky... i mean positive.
Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 10:14 am
Yes, I get the shirt probably says collagen.

MAKE-UP - Necessity is the mother of invention.

SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry

CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there.

PLASTIC SURGEONS - The Emperor should have got one that had a diploma from somewhere other than a trade school in Memphis.

TAGS: vader elvis awesom fail owned
Rating: 4.2/5

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rnbw00 - June 13, 2011, 5:21 pm
And less than three months later, Elvis Had left the building...and the world.

HEY BABY, - Waiting for the bu.....

TAGS: fail owned bus bench stop
Rating: 2.86/5

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ThePirate - May 9, 2009, 12:22 am

OWNED - and theres not a damn thing you can do about it

TAGS: owned
Rating: 2.52/5

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TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...

AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.

TAGS: fail owned truck driver crash low bridge
Rating: 1.76/5

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440wakeup - March 21, 2011, 9:34 am
The blazer i cant explain why someoene would ship that too germany, but thats the only thing thats american.
Hakiu - May 20, 2009, 2:25 pm
Tunnel Bait, which are just as bad as tunnels.
Little Johnny - May 19, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fail... this picture is from Germany and it is not an American at the wheel.

PIGEOWNED - "You see your actions have consequences!!"

POLICE SKETCH ARTISTS - There's a reason that they are doing what they are doing, and not hosting their own water colors and oils show at the Met.

CONSTIPATION - Taking ONE picture while suffering from it is bad enough, but four?

TAGS: smile fail owned
Rating: 3.46/5

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ladyomegasupreme - August 1, 2010, 5:49 pm
how can a person take 4 fucked up pix like that?? 1 or 2 i can deal with but c'mon!!!
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 3:27 pm
haha awesome
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
I am a lit-match to your halogen, 1B candle-power searchlight, Sean.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 5:21 pm
Jmac0585 this one kills me every time I see it. Sure the pic is kinda funny, but most of the funny is what you do with it. "But four?" Perfect.
Shamrock - October 1, 2009, 2:26 pm
What exactly is wrong with it?

RETARDS - They're Everywhere

OH MY WORD! - That Cheerleader's skirt keeps blowing up... Don't look... Don't LOOK... DON'T LOOK... Wowwie Wow wow WOW!

AFGHANI MOTOR CORP. - New models now available with convertible tops.

YEAH... - You wish, buddy.

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.

SOO... - How's your day goin'?

TAGS: old man owned
Rating: 2.13/5

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TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L

ENEMIES - Times were so much better when they were this obvious.

NOTES - You should be taking them, fatty...

FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful.

TAGS: fail owned dog squirrel
Rating: 3.2/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 7:37 pm
You don't mess with squirrels, period!! They WILL mess you up.
avitron - July 24, 2009, 2:40 am
doggie learned the hard way, dont piss off the momma!
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 3:22 pm
I'd make him spend some of his money. I know, I know, cruel and unusual... There's another $5k... And another.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 2:45 pm
Ah the ellipsis ... three little periods of blissful pause. But what would you do with a used Warren Buffet? I know I know ... "could" does not imply "would" ... any more than "wood" implies ... "she'll let you".
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll let you in on a little secret... Sean... I get paid... by the... ellipsis... I could buy... Warren... Buffet...
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:53 pm
Hey that sounds like a [email protected] But it also sounds pretty funny Jmac, so I'll just thank you for not doing it in verse. (You're gonna start ... versifying now ... aren't ... aren't you? Damn.)
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:40 pm
If that's your dog... You're probably a cat person.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
The poster was not bad, but the photos were flat AMAZING!

POLICE PURSUITS - This is how they ought to be handled.

TAGS: monster truck cops fail owned
Rating: 3/5

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shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:31 pm
i wanna get fucked in the arse
shave me neel - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
im gay
ya mother - July 6, 2009, 7:30 pm
fuck yeah

WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned why cry look away
Rating: 2.94/5

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temp - October 19, 2009, 8:56 pm
He's smiling cuz he doesn't have the view we do. Baisicaly what vm said.
vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:30 am
He wouldn't be smiling if he did have the view I do
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:58 pm
Smiling cause he got a 5...damn did it again!

ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too.

TAGS: emo loser fail owned
Rating: 2.77/5

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DrEvo82 - November 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
"Fayyyyyygo, everybody sing, Send your momma straight up to the sto, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo."

Irony -

TAGS: owned race
Rating: 2.46/5

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Elwood - November 29, 2008, 10:09 am
If I had been the black medics, I would have gladly let that SOB die a horrible and painful death. He deserves nothing less, for being an asshole. (I know it is a staged photo.)
D-chi - November 2, 2008, 2:58 pm
Maybe they dropped a Junior Mint inside of him like in Seinfeld, just for good measure.
ax - July 25, 2008, 6:52 pm
isnt that the black doctor from ER?
Max - June 15, 2008, 6:35 pm
I agree with mel, they probably did their best. And it's a damn shame if he went right back to being his old self, instead of realizing, "Oh hey, they're people too."
Rev Wright - June 9, 2008, 12:13 am
This guy is a part of a private club, there is no shame in that... actually his club does LOTS of philanthropy across the country!
mel - April 8, 2008, 3:07 pm
for some reason, I feel they probably did their job anyways as if he wasnt wearing the suit to show they were going to be bigger people. hopefully this nitwit walked away from the situation grateful.
JJ - December 4, 2007, 3:18 pm
Hahahaha I bet they took their sweet time, he deserves it, ahole!


Pwned -

TAGS: owned
Rating: 3.01/5

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Woody - July 3, 2009, 7:18 pm
Failed, really failed.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:37 pm
Especially when that sergeant is really bad at photoshop.

WILE E. COYOTE - Thinks this will end badly.

FIGHTER WAREHOUSE - Do you think they carry replacement legs there?

TAGS: fail owned broken leg mma mixed martial arts
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jay - June 19, 2009, 7:52 am
Clinch Gear and FighterWarehouse.com got MAD exposure for this. Hope the comp'd him some shin guards!
Lex - June 18, 2009, 3:37 pm
That's gonna be a NO for getting a leg up on your competition.

JESUS' BIRTH - That's how old this joke is

TAGS: old joke boring owned
Rating: 2.13/5

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Zéiram - January 3, 2009, 6:08 pm
I agree. This joke died when it was first born. Hawaii is not a country, the picture is not of Sweden, and jesus' mother lied about being a virgin.
Nightelf09 - December 26, 2008, 9:34 pm
*cough* Australia *cough*

MISS FAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAGEANT - Someone forgot to tell the owners that fat and beautiful are mutually exclusive.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned really
Rating: 2.06/5

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Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:28 am
LunarG- You are wrong. If it mattered to them enought, they would have already done the exercise and diet. They like being obese, therefore, they are quitters. Quitters are never acceptable. Except for smoking. And Ignorance. And stupidity.
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 9:30 pm
Ah, who cares? so long as her hair is nice in back, It's all good.
LunarG - December 1, 2010, 2:23 pm
This motifake got pwned before it even happened. Both these women are, despite being overweight, quite attractive. Beautiful faces, which after all, is the one thing that can't be changed with a healthy diet and plenty of exercise.


SCOTLAND - It gave the world Sean Connery Your move America

TAGS: america owned connery bond
Rating: 1.75/5

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owned - August 10, 2009, 6:07 am
Snap Epic Pwnage

GREED - 'Tis the downfall of everything inflicted by it.

TAGS: fish fail owned
Rating: 4.31/5

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Jmac0585 - September 23, 2010, 10:14 am
That is kind of how it was caught.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 12:17 am
HA! use the little one for bait


YOUR CONSTANT COMPLAINING - This kid doesn't hear it (or understand it).

TAGS: kid legs lazy fail owned
Rating: 3.87/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 9, 2010, 12:15 am
Great one!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:26 pm
Strong. 5L

ENSURING YOUR SAFETY - Our number one concern is that YOU do YOUR job, Mom.

TAGS: mom parent dad safety fail owned
Rating: 3.71/5

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Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:35 am
I like it!

INSURANCE DEFRAUDERS - This is how they see the world.

TAGS: fail owned rear end car crash rainbow pot of gold
Rating: 3.14/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 8, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hell Yeah, worthless assholes, you got it right man.
Haarakkon - July 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
Yeah, 'cause if it were the insurance companies there'd be a double rainbow.
... - July 1, 2009, 6:03 pm
how...the...hell did that happen.

ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.

TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.

RUBBING IT IN - It's never a good idea, even when you are the PO-PO.

TAGS: lambo crash fail owned police cops
Rating: 2.9/5

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schreiber2011 - August 29, 2011, 5:42 am
they bought more than one, makes no sense buy only one fast car for police
jjleung - January 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
the number plates are different... me thinks it might not be the same car...
Ficher - December 23, 2009, 12:10 pm
i think he let the woman drive the car :/

MERCY - Because of your thoughtfulness, instead of shooting you dead, she'll just knee you in the marbles. Well played.

TAGS: fail owned flower soldier woman
Rating: 2.89/5

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Jmac0585 - July 2, 2009, 9:44 am
TY, The "professional" demonstrator knows how not to be the one that will invoke law changes in the future.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:46 am
Agreed. 5L
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:51 pm
That's Jmac, dammit!
Sean - July 1, 2009, 11:50 pm
This one is hilarious. Well Played, jmac. 5. And she can knee me in the marbles anytime. I just love a marble-kneeing woman in uniform.

FALSE ADVERTISING - A sticker will never be more effective than waving a Glock.

HAREMS - Like their beliefs, or not... The Arabs' are much, much better.

TAGS: fail owned harams africa muslim islam terrorist
Rating: 2.67/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:04 pm

FAT "GANGSTAS" - Don't usually make past their first drive-by.

TAGS: chubby fail owned gang
Rating: 2.62/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
They gives us laughs, like the fat emos.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 8:17 pm
Word, MO!
MO - June 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha! My foist lol of the day! Agdaniele, your comment was straight up funny yo!
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 7:54 pm
They don't make it past the first Drive-Thru!!!!
Lex - June 19, 2009, 1:47 pm
The red party cup will help them. Nice work.



LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.

TAGS: help i ve fallen and i can t get uo fail owned life alert old bat
Rating: 2.43/5

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Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 11:15 am
Maybe I should have added the bitter lady from the newer commercial.

CHRISTIANS - Get all pissy when you insult their precious bible. Yay road to hell!

TAGS: fail owned nsfw not safe for work christian bible hell
Rating: 2.33/5

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Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:47 pm
Too bad for your hypothesis that a huge percentage of Atheists are former Christians, then, isn't it? Sorry, but the Bible is one of the leading causes of Atheism, Gladius.
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 9:07 am
It amuses me when people who have never read a Christian Bible, tell me it's bad. Most of the atheistic rhetoric I see, just sounds like the hate and intolerance that the Christian folks are always accused of. Guess hypocrisy cuts both ways. Rats, huh?Lol
Mark - March 3, 2009, 10:43 am
Tunnels are the highway to hell and = 1.
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
SgtPain - March 3, 2009, 7:43 am
As said by AC/DC I'm on a highway to Hell
Moar - January 28, 2009, 2:46 pm
The most Christian thing you can do; tell someone they're going to hell!
Pinky Malone - June 29, 2008, 4:55 pm
Shit. Here I was going in a handcart!
RII - June 28, 2008, 7:49 pm
Personally I took the highway.

WHAT MORE - can you say? Everything is owned when religion gets slapped in the face.

TAGS: religion theory theories theorys bible proving prove it owned ownd own3d slapped jesus
Rating: 2.25/5

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xxx - January 13, 2009, 1:32 am
well-thats pretty good, as long as they wont be going like "abortion" is bad, lets kill everyone who allows it!
Zed - October 20, 2008, 8:19 am
That's fine, IF the only bible you read is the New Testament by itself. The OLD Testament repeatedly urges folks to kill over the most trivial of justifications, glorified genocide and slavery, and claimed that rape was just dandy!
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:59 am
Before I get owned by the spelling Nazi...*Murderer
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:57 am
-lost, and made the world just a little bit better, no?
Tony-USAF - September 25, 2008, 10:56 am
Thats where faith comes in. If religion can divert a muderer/rapist from his ways, saving innocent lives, don't you think its worth it to let him/her believe what they want? If the Bible is wrong, let it be wrong. It still has proven to be hope for the lo

KILL YOURSELVES. - You two should do it.

TAGS: owned kill yourself womans rights
Rating: 2.13/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 12:00 am
Link... That comment was made in September 2008 - By now, Amy is dead of cancer or has long since gotten over a simple comment. Deep breath, and keep it current.
LinkFox101113 - January 7, 2010, 11:55 pm
Amy, learn to take a joke. Seriously. And I'm not taking a stance for or against this 'cause somebody's going to make a "small penis" joke ('cause that's how things are solved on the internet; ¡ALWAYS!) AND I can't fit my argument in one post...
BIckers - November 3, 2009, 1:55 pm
Yeah Amy, whilst taking the piss out of everyone's grammar and spelling why don't you check yours out. Mean't?? Your instead of you're. Back to the kitchen bitch.
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:01 pm
maybe im wrong?
xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:01 pm
i dont see why you should vote for WOMAN... i think that discrimination, after all we should vote for what we think its right, like "we vote for that guy-woman because i think he/she is right" not "i vote for him/her because he/she is a man/woman".... or
AC - September 8, 2008, 3:00 pm
wow, ieatbabies/god, she kinda put you in your place, looks like you guys might need to spend less time on WOW & learn a thing or 2 about women.
ieatbabies - September 7, 2008, 1:07 am
and what is that woman doin with that watch on...... women dont need watches there is a clock on the stove.FYI Amy you sound like you need to get laid.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 5:26 am
point taken, now ... back to the kitchen
Amy - September 4, 2008, 8:46 pm
FYI Ieatbabies, when you give spelling advice it helps when you spell at least the first word right, i think you'll find the word you were looking for was 'where', but hey, at least you've still got your dignity.
Amy - September 4, 2008, 8:43 pm
Thanks for your imput there God, it mean't a lot. Although, i doubt your really the big man upstairs. By the way, you do realise that when they say men with miniscule cocks have a 'God Complex' I don't think your mean't to take it literally.
God - September 4, 2008, 8:12 pm
Amy, that is quite possibly the shittiest poster ever made. You should be ashamed of yourself and think you're fat.
ieatbabies - September 4, 2008, 8:11 pm
were did she learn to learn to read and write, obviously her husband did not beat her enough

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